If You Don’t Like This, I Will Die: Pre-Order Now

My book is now available for PRE-ORDER!!!!!

Oh my god.

I am sitting here, in my dark office with a cup of ginger lemon tea. I’m filled with anticipation and thrill as I write this to you, dear reader, because I can finally share some of the biggest news of my career—my debut memoir, If You Don’t Like This, I Will Die, is now available for pre-order.

This is a momentous day—for me, for anyone who h…